Also, I ate a double down.
And I went to Carl’s Jr., Jack in the Box, Umami Burger and there is a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell down the street from my new office. Notes:
*The Double Down is amazing. Don’t give me a health lecture. If you’re eating fast food at all, you’ve pretty much voted against a long life. Enjoy it, bitches.
* Carl’s Jr. makes amazing chicken strips and I wish I was eating them right now. With Honey Mustard. And a Western Burger. With a beer. While watching cartoons.
* Jack in the Box is dangerous while under the influence. There are just too many choices and can be somewhat like russian roulette. Mini burgers?! fuck yeah.
* Umami burger is seriously gourmet hamburgers. I haven’t had burgers like this since they were doing burger recipes at my old job.
* Pizza Hut is my favorite pizza. I like their “crappy” pizza better than I like a lot of “good” pizza.
* Taco Bell is always gross. Always. You should be ashamed of yourself. If you own a microwave and go to Taco Bell, you are dumb. It’s barely as good as microwave “mexican food” at home. No. You’re wrong.
I hope you’ve enjoyed this peek inside of my complex existance. You’re welcome.
Also, seriously. Those chicken strips.
