This is Magnets. My name is Brandon and I like to write simple songs. I have a few that I am getting ready to record. sometimes I post stuff that has absolutely nothing to do with the music. It's sort of a way to watch the process and my state of mind as I write. Thanks for visiting. If you want to, scroll down a bit to start reading, or a bit more to read more about me.
SHAKIRA: I shall work weeth Danzeeg, you say?
NED: I swear it’ll work. Dude was in the Misfits.
SHAKIRA: Ah, the Meesfeets.
NED: Say that again.
SHAKIRA: Meesfeets.
NED: Oh that is just priceless.
SHAKIRA: I know of thees Meesfeets for I have a magical unicorn that tells me everytheeng.
(cell phone rings in Ned’s pocket)
SHAKIRA: Who keeps calleeng you?
NED: It’s nobody. It’s nobody. Nobody at all.
Well, that tears it. I am very aroused.
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