27th June 2010

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holymaurymotherofgod:

My baby, my baby no
thank god for the Maury Show.

let me tell you about this girl
who tellin’ lies to the world
about a pimp like me?
girl, you must be crazy! i’m a G
every girl would love to have a baby by me

please, please, help her find her baby’s dad
damn, if you did, i would be so glad
stop callin’ my phone, drivin’ by my home
she got more miles than airplane tires!

My baby, my baby no
thank god for the Maury Show.

So poignant. What an eloquent writer. I’m inspired.

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    LMAO @ whoever wrote this out!
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    is on right now. This poem is a work of art.
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    what a BEAUTIFUL poem…such talent!
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    What the actual fuck.
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