What Happened to the Real Party?

Seriously what happened? When did we all become such tourists in our own town?! When did we lose track of what is actually memorable? What happened to sneaking into parks with 40s and walking the bike path with a few pre-rolled jays? What happened to frisbee until it was too dark to see? When did house parties die? These things are still possible, guys. You’re not too old for house parties where you crash where you pass out, sitting in your apartment trading off who picks the next song, drinking with a pack of marlbs, spitting contests and fishbowling closets. Who the hell told you you were? Can they back it up with something? A reason why? A weekend is a fucking weekend. Where the fuck did I lose you? 

Seriously guys whens the last time you went out to a bar instead of having a ridiculous house party and actually have truly fond memories of it? The bar nights all sort of melt together for me. The house parties are memorable times I can differentiate between. Connections were made at house parties. Ridiculously funny stories were told and written at house parties. The only things I remember about the last 5 bar gatherings are the tabs and the appetizers.